Forgive me, but I am “That Guy”. In case you think you know what this article is about based on the title, you are probably right. If you are easily offended or don’t like reality and a little “R” rating then this post, and probably this site, isn’t for you. If so, then carry on…

Driving home through our beautiful neighborhood and I pass a sign that reads “Yard of the Month”.

No doubt the person earned it! Endless hours spent in the yard pulling weeds, watering, mulching, planting and all of that crap… Or they paid someone very well to do it for them, but let’s assume they did the work since I’ve seen them out there… a lot!

I guess some people see yard work as relaxing or a form of exercise. I don’t. To me, it is a necessary weekly chore. I’ll get my exercise in the gym or running down the street. The yard work is just a few extra calories burned for me – bonus calories…

Landscaping the business

This got me thinking about what if that person (yes, I’ve seen them out there and they do need it) spent more time working on physical goals.

Then, just as quickly, my brain took a sharp right turn and I thought of a funny scene from American Pie where Jim’s father is teaching him about female anatomy. I still laugh when [Read more…]